I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I wish i was in the wii world.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
