If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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