oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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