oh god the rape fog is back!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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