I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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