I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
This is my gift to your gina
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
