K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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