i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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