ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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