waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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