This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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