You just made me feel so damn special
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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