i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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