Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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