How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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