How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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