In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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