How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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