I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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