I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
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I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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