covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
50% drunk capacity currently
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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