You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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