Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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