paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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