I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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