Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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