jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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