girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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