is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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