I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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