I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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