His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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