So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
