If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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