I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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