what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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