Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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