So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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