Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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