we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize