4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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