I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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