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• (817): View more from Texas

  I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children

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• (253): View more from Washington

  girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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  Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?

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  21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn

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• (925): View more from California

  I cannot believe I said bareback movement...

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• (518): View more from New York

  our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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• (213): View more from California

  My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.

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