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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing

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  You are such a penis elitist

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• (212): View more from New York

  Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??

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• (619): View more from California

  He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.

  (760): View more from California

  Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.

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  Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?

  (858): View more from California

  Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria

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