so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office