I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.