HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers