my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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