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i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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