so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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