Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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