I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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So gin and wine won't be happening again
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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