You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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