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You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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