dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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