I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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