he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
sick fucks of a feather flock together
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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