Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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